There Scale-less Snakes in the World
Let me start of by saying I will not put in a link to a picture of a scaleless snake here. Instead WDFLM’s Toma will find that picture for you. No way in Seven Hells am I looking at that thing again because the one thing I crave more than Lays Thai Sweet Chili chips is self preservation. And looking at images of abominations and then getting sleepless nights out of fear the abomination is right under your pillow because you were dumb-enough to look at a picture of a scaleless snake is not good for self preservation. Now we got that out the way…
Nature is one of God’s greatest creations. Look at what it’s produced on its own; breathtaking landscapes, kickass volcanoes, cute and cuddly dog breeds, and Prince. There are also very dark sides to nature. Those sides were it produces horrifying things that even the greatest Disney villain can’t comprehend. We have spiders, Marilyn Manson, serial killers, and of course snakes. There is something inherently evil about serpents. The beady eyes, the poison, the turning up in your toilet after a spicy dinner, the poison, there’s nothing nice about snakes and Ice Cube knows it.
They serve no purpose other than haunting your dreams and the kill you. I tend to avoid anything that has anything to do with a snake. I discovered there are scaleless snakes and there are breeders out there who breed the abominations for this very trait. Nature doesn’t need any help creating creepy creatures. This is why I don’t understand why there are breeders who think it would be awesome to breed more of these abominations into existence. Even God created the serpent and it came back to bite Him right in the ass. But some men just want to watch the world burn I guess.
This is the kind of thing PETA should fight to stop right in its tracks. Doesn’t it amount to animal cruelty? Don’t scales protect a snake’s insides or something? Snake already look terrifying as it is, and a scaleless one looks exactly like what would come out if Doomsday and Armageddon had a baby. This is not even a conservation issue because these are snakes dammit! The breeders are just doing it for giggles, and probably money. I’m all for conservation but if you tell me that snakes are going extinct zero is the sum total of fcuks I would give.
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