A recent investigative report by Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter David Cay Johnston ties the GOP frontrunner and soon-to-be Commander in Chief Donald Trump to Anthony Fat Tony Salerno, detailing how he paid the mob to speed up Trump Tower and Trump Plaza construction and to keep the unions quite. The report is based mainly on Salerno’s indictment papers. Johnston writes: “The indictment on which Salerno was convicted in 1988 and sent to prison where he died, listed the nearly $8 million contract for concrete at Trump Plaza, an East Side high-rise apartment building as one of the acts establishing that S&A [the construction company owned by Salerno] was part of a racketeering enterprise.” Holy Sh!t!
This is not the first time Trump has been tied to the mob, and I honestly doubt it will have any impact on his Commander in Chief quest. The report states The Donald insists he doesn’t have any recollection of the association with Fat Tony nor does he have any connection to the mafia. When asked for comment, Trump threatened to sue saying: “If I don’t like what you write, I’ll sue you.” David Cay Johnston should sacrifice a goat to the geography god, had this been Turkey, Eritrea (East Africa), or I don’t know, Russia, this would quickly turn into May 22 Johnston, May 23 No Johnston. Just ask Igor Domnikov, a Russian newspaper editor who was viciously attacked in 2002 and later died from his injuries.
This is the point where I say Russia is totally awesome in the most genuine of tones, because I love life and its infinite mysteries. So if you are still dead set on moving to Canada when Trump wins, know that it could be infinitely worse. In case you need more convincing, there’s also the Canadian student who stabbed five people at a party, saying he thought he was killing Medusas and werewolves and that the son of God was controlling him. The lesson there; crazy is all over the world, it will always find you, no matter where you run. You might as well stay in America, at least you would know you Commander in Chief is an all round Boss of Bosses.
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